Money doesn’t grow on trees just because trees don’t have sex! Yeah, money does have sex & multiply, but just not in your wallet or bank account.
Everyone wants to get rich but working for money won’t get you anywhere near “rich”. Working for money spending for yourself & paying the rest in taxes is a vicious cycle, typically termed the “rat race”. The whole idea of making your money have sex is to help you get out of the rat race & be a part of the “fast track” where money works for you.
Making your money lose its virginity; start with finding make out spots!
Investing. Get a book on investment or hire a consultant, probably someone who invests his money the same way as he tells his clients.
Most preferred make out spots include stock markets, real estate & bullion.
Please don’t get abhorred or offended by the personification.
Bank accounts, probably humans have a higher reproduction rate! Look at India! The interest rates barely counter the retail inflation rate.
Investing your money is the first part then comes keeping your income safe from the government.
Taxes are like condoms! They make sure your money doesn’t reproduce.
So find means of tax evasion like tax free bonds or start your own Inc. where you can show everything you spend as an expense then withdraw your salary & the rest would be just above taxable income.
Evading taxes using legal loopholes is smart, paying taxes & telling yourself that you’re a responsible citizen is **** well you get it!
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Savvy Munshi 